Monday, October 11, 2010

so a customer walks up to me and asks "excuse me, do you work here?" to this i am always tempted to reply "no, i just like to pretend i do and dress like someone who does." to make things even better after i say yes, they ask me where the bathroom is, to which i have to point directly behind them because they are standing infront of it


  1. If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me if I worked here I would make a lot more money then I currently do!!

  2. that's not saying much that homeless guy who wanders the parking lot collecting cans and bumming smokes makes more mone than we do.

  3. If I had a dollar for every time I walked into a store I DIDNT WORK AT, in a WIFEBEATER, HOOTERS JACKET, AND PINK SKIRT, and was asked if I worked there, I'd still punch those people in the face.
    In stores where there is a dresscode and a uniform, why would you ask the girl dressed like a slutty cowgirl if she worked there? Unless it was a slutty cowgirl store?