oh no not the underwear and hot dogs!

A guest comes through my line with some cold food and underwear. The cold food bag was full so I put the hotdogs in with the underwear. It's cold out so I figure no big deal. BIG DEAL. A perfectly sealed bag of oscar meyer wieners can infect undies. Especially since they're precooked and all...big coniption fit.

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This girl comes up to me and is like "can i have a cup?"
And im like "for...."
Girl "coke"
Me "size?"
Girl "small"
Me "yes. $1.36 please."

I could have given her a cup i guess, but then tell her she couldnt use it.

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I know diet coke sucks...but wow..really?

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(i get mad when i'm on my break not wearing our uniform and people ask me if i work here and i just tell them no so they'll leave me be)

woman: excuse me, do you work here?

me: no

woman: oh i'm sorry!! i assumed you did because you're not wearing a coat.

i thought to myself *maybe i could be one of those people who's never cold*

"You look bored/lonely..."

"So I'll give you something to do." [Customer comes, ruins my hard work at doing nothing]

Why mistake my down time for boredom/loneliness? God. Fuck off.