Me: We don't sell floor models
Joker who was with customer #1: Can we just take it even though it has no cord?
Me: No, What good is it unless you plan on installing a new cord?
Joker with customer #1: Can I steal it?
Me: No, security will stop you. And it has no cord.
Joker with customer #1: Can I take it out of the garbage?
Joker looks as customer #1: We'll just have to get another kid of blender.
Me after they left: Yeah one with a cord might help.