Monday, February 14, 2011

"I'm alright, THANKS FOR ASKING"

So this lady comes through my line with two coffee mugs. She informed that one "sliced her finger." I looked at it and noticed it was broken, and put it happens, you know? She then says, "Yeah, I'm alright though, thanks for asking," in the bitchiest tone she could fester. I'm sorry, was I supposed to drop my knees and beg for you to allow me to kiss it better? Sorry you're not getting laid this Valentine's Day, but don't take it out on me.

1 comment:

  1. It's in the employee handbook that you have to act like it's a major emergency when a customer gets a tiny boo boo. Get a manager, call 911, stand by with a fist aid kit, and apologize profusely because the customer was dumb enough to handle a broken item.